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Things George W. Bush will do in the White House

from the David Letterman show 19Oct2000

10.To save taxpayer dollars, calls to winning sports teams will be collect

9.New rule at cabinet meetings -- you can't talk until you ride the mechanical bull

8.Goodbye boring presidential radio address -- hello "Dick Cheney Spins The Hits of the 80's, 90's and Today"

7.Make sure the White House library has lots of books with big print and pictures

6.Just for fun, issue executive order commanding my brother Jeb to wash my car

5.First day in office my mother's face goes up on Mount Rushmore

4.Look into hiring a security guard for our nuclear secrets

3.Will not get sick on Japanese leaders like other President Bushes I know

2.Give Oval Office one heck of a scrubbing

1.Tax relief for all Americans -- except smart aleck talk show hosts

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